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Rats

Rats

Riots in London, whatever’s next, the collapse of all the worlds banks …um… newspapers closed down because of untoward practices …um… actually I can’t come up with much else, it does rather seem like society/the world is tearing itself to pieces and I’m not sure anyone has really noticed.

 

Is there an end in site? Well seemingly no, the banks keep trying to drop interest rates and inflation is going up very slowly but the wage rises people have been getting over the last few years are hardly comparable to cost-of-living, the USA has just asked for an extension so as not to have to declare itself bankrupt and the job market is quiet (understatement alert)! Where is it all going to end up?

 

Well I’m guessing that a Star Trek like utopia where people have no need of money and everyone lives in peace and harmony is unlikely, so too is the possibility that we will all head off out in to space and create a new society on a far off planet, if anything we seem to be running quite closely in parallel to Asimov’s Foundation stories where the Galactic Empire falls to pieces and due to one man’s forethought and insight they have plans in place to rebuild society in a matter of hundreds instead of tens of thousands of years.

 

Unfortunately we have no such, much needed, “profit” of  planetary salvation. My suspicion would be that things are going to get (much) worse before they get better and that the “Superpowers”, e.g. USA, UK, France, Germany, etc. will suddenly no longer be quite the Superpowers they once were. China has done a lot to make itself a world leader in production of just about anything, surely that should worry the American government but of course they are too busy worrying about their own stuttering economy to bother about what’s going on outside.

 

Anyway, I’ve had enough of the whole thing and have decided I’m going to emigrate…to Jupiter…and live with the Jupitonians, they are like more attractive versions of the Amazonians if you’re wondering. Because I am unusually built for a male living on Jupiter (less feet and extra sensory appendages) they are going to idolise me and appoint me as their ruler. I will live happily ever after as King of Jupiter and see the rest of you losers later when you have discovered the power of intergalactic flight!

 

Rats by Pearl Jam

 

They don't eat, don't sleep,
They don't feed, they don't seethe,
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak,
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet,
They don't push, don't crowd,
Congregate until they're much too loud,
Fuck to procreate till they are dead,
Drink the blood of their so called best friend

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way,
Don't pack themselves together and run as one,
Don't shit where they're not supposed to,
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare

They don't scam, don't fight,
Don't oppress an equals given rights,
Starve the poor so they can be well fed,
Line their holes with the dead ones bread

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way,
Don't pack themselves together and run as one,
Don't shit where they're not supposed to,
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way,
Don't pack themselves together and run as one,
Don't shit where they're not supposed to,
Don't take what's not theirs

They don't compare
Rats...They don't compare,
Rats...They don't compare,
Ben, the two of us need look no more,
Ben, the two of us need look no more,
Ben, the two of us need look no more,
Ben, the two of us need look no more...

Tired Of Sex

Tired of Sex

Tired of Sex

This was in the paper a couple of weeks ago and I thought it was one of the most poignant articles about a very difficult and emotive subject:

 

What I’m really thinking: The rejected husband

 

I wonder how large a percentage of husbands/long term partners would read this and think ‘yes, that pretty much sums it up’. Sure the details may change, it may be more, less or no kids instead of three and maybe it’s Panorama or Coronation Street instead of Morse but what it actually comes down to is that men like having “physical relations“, as the writer so eloquently puts it, more than women do.

 

Why is this? Well from an evolutionary standpoint men could obviously spread their genes about a lot more easily than women and didn’t have to bear the consequences, they could have multiple partners who’s overarching instinct was to look after the children resulting from their relations, however the scientific viewpoint isn’t one that I think happily explains this away!

 

Everyone knows that women and men are different, hell there are even books about it, but personally I think that most of the documentation is suggesting things that aren’t necessarily right or true, as far as I am concerned I think men are actually a lot more insecure than most people think and physical contact is how we know that we are loved. If there is a lack of skin to skin contact we feel neglected and frankly a bit sad and grumpy.

 

We’re often being told we’re just big kids and of course one of the most important things that seems to have come in to fashion when babies are born is skin-to-skin contact and I think that men never really grow out of this. All the headaches and tiredness eventually turn in to a feeling that you aren’t really interested in us. For a woman intimacy consists of hugs, foot-rubs and the odd romantic gesture but for most men they don’t really seem interested in the psychological stuff, physical stuff is much more important to our well being and state of mind. This includes the obvious stuff but we also like it when you massage our heads, cuddle us, and of course the obvious, practice procreation.

 

Tired of Sex by Weezer

 

I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (so tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am) 

Monday night I'm making Jen
Tuesday night I'm making Lynn
Wednesday night I'm making Jasmine
Oh, why can't I be making love come true? 

I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (what I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
But I can't say no (say no) 

Thursday night I'm making Denise
Friday night I'm making Therese
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making love come true? 

Tonight I'm down on my knees
Tonight I'm begging you please
Tonight, tonight, oh please
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

I Know Somethin (Bout You)

I Know Somethin (Bout You)

I Know Somethin (Bout You)

Well, I now have accounts (plural) on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, Yahoo, MSN, Flickr, LinkedIn, YouTube, Picassa, MySpace, WordPress (obviously), H2G2, BBC, CNET and I don’t know where else!?!?!

 

But what does that actually mean in terms of who knows what about me? Well personally I try not to make too much of my information available for people who I don’t know so I don’t go adding people randomly as most of the users I come in to contact with do but of course I may be in contact with these users myself so what can their contacts find out about me?

 

Lot’s of questions, not many answers! The most important question is probably “Do I care???” and the answer to that is “not really”, I’m not one of the tin-foil hat brigade (quite a lot of whom I seem to work with) who won’t join any social networks because then ‘someone might be able to find something out about me’! Well so what, surely with the amount of technology riding around in people’s pockets and integrated in to dishwashers, cars and, for all I know, cats then these mysterious “people” are going to be able to find out who and where you are without seeing a post from you saying you’ve gone for a curry.

 

Personally I’ll be glad to leave a legacy of rubbish strewn about the Inter-web if I happened to get run over by a bus, the only problem being what if your loved ones (if you’re not one of the tin-foil hat blokes that doesn’t have loved ones) want to get rid of the stuff you’ve left there, or at least personalise it so everyone knows you’ve been flattened.

 

Well I found this discussion which is about just that very thing and thought it was worth posting:

What happens to internet accounts of dead people?

but the most useful bit of this discussion is this:

 

QUOTE

“Yahoo (his e-mail provider) said it wouldn’t give out the information due to privacy laws, but my dad is dead so I don’t understand that,” she said.

But it’s not a question of privacy rights so much as property rights, said Marc Rotenberg, executive director of the Electronic Privacy Information Center.

“The so-called ‘Tort of Privacy’ expires upon death, but property interests don’t,” he said. “Private e-mails are a new category. It’s not immediately clear how to treat them, but it’s a form of digital property.”

Attorneys advising clients on estate planning should ask them to determine who they want to have access to their computers when they die, Rotenberg said.

That’s exactly what San Francisco-based estate planning attorney Michael Blacksburg does. “I advise clients to put all their passwords to things online in an estate planning document,” he said.

…and this:

 

QUOTE

Google will provide access to a deceased Gmail user’s account if the person seeking it provides a copy of the death certificate and a copy of a document giving the person power of attorney over the e-mail account, said a Google spokeswoman.

America Online follows the same policy, according to spokesman Andrew Weinstein.

“In terms of tips for estate planning, it’s much easier if a family member already has the password, or a person could entrust their key passwords (for online access/banking/stock accounts, etc.) to a trusted friend or attorney,” Weinstein wrote in an e-mail. He said the situation comes up “fairly regularly.”

And “Microsoft’s policy allows next of kin to gain access to the content of the Windows Live Mail account (burned on CD/floppy disk) of the deceased upon proving their relationship,” a Microsoft spokesman wrote in an e-mail. “We have tried to institute a policy that is very focused on privacy, but at the same time honors the request of bereaved family members going through a difficult time.”

 

So there you go, the best way to handle this stuff is to give your passwords to someone you trust or else pass them to a lawyer with your will and hope the lawyer isn’t interested in what colour you’re painting your bathroom! Of course I now have the slight issue that I actually have to remember where on earth I actually have accounts and what all the passwords are for them, which is a different challenge altogether!
I Know Somethin (Bout You) by Alice In Chains
Why don't I take it all OK?
I like to dig and fuck around with your day
I'm gonna tell your mamma
Yeh I'm gonna blackball your name
Ain't no way you'll go without me
Every chance I'll make you pay

On your space, in my face, I tell you I know
Somethin' 'bout you, I know somethin' 'bout you
In my space, on your face, I tell you I know somethin'
'Bout you, I know somethin'

Why can't I put your words away
I'd like to have more of you in my veins
I'm gonna tell your papa
Yeh I'm gonna try and ball your babe
Your gold key don't fit my crapper
Ain't got no shit today

I'm gonna tell your mama
Yeh I'm gonna blackball your name
Ain't no way you'll go without me
Every chance I'll make you pay

Do The Evolution

Do The Evolution

Do The Evolution

I was Googleing the other day and found a website where people were discussing how many people they knew that had been cured of Diabetes through the use of their religious belief system. Amazingly I think they had come up with some “statistics” that stated the time scales that the cures had normally taken to take effect!

 

What a wonderful idea that Diabetes can be cured, if only these people were in charge of government spending then they could save health systems billions of dollars of wasted income every year looking after these people who are obviously only in need of some prayer and self-flagellation!

 

…Hang on a second I’ll just Google it:

 

Here it is!

 

It left me wondering how many people die each year from refusing to accept treatment from trained medical professionals, so I had a look in to it and found the following sites of interest:

 

A discussion board around the fact that a 15 year old child refused a blood transfusion then died from blood loss after an accident.

 

Effects of Religiosity on Patients’ Perceptions of Do-Not-Resuscitate Status.

 

However I am having difficulty finding any actual numbers pertaining to how many people die because they have a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) order on themselves on religious grounds. If anyone can suggest where to find such things then let me know and I’ll write something about it.

 

Of course the main effect that I can see Religious DNR’s having on society is a gradual lowering of the numbers of religious people in society, kind of like a voluntary Darwin Award really! The really difficult issue being one regarding “children of religious parents” as Richard Dawkins puts it, the case above of the 15 year old Jehovah’s Witness made a decision not to receive blood after a car crash meant that he died, surely this is pushing the “consensual adult” identification to breaking point?

 

In any case if people are choosing not to be saved when they are in critical situations then I guess that over time it will mean that religion dies out if you go by what Darwin discovered, which of course any sensible thoughtful person with an ounce of reasoning would do, then hopefully in another few million years these sections of Homo sapiens sapiens will slowly fade away.

 

Oops, just realised the time, must get back to work!

 

Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam

 

I'm ahead, I'm a man 
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah 
I'm at peace with my lust 
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah 
It's evolution, baby 

I'm at piece, I'm the man 
Buying stocks on the day of the crash 
On the loose, I'm a truck 
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah 
It's herd behavior, uh huh 
It's evolution, baby 

Admire me, admire my home 
Admire my son, he's my clone 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 
This land is mine, this land is free 
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly 
It's evolution, baby 

I'm a thief, I'm a liar 
There's my church, I sing in the choir: 
(hallelujah, hallelujah) 

Admire me, admire my home 
Admire my son, admire my clones 
'Cause we know, appetite for a nightly feast 
Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me 
Nothin', why? 
Because... it's evolution, baby! 

I am ahead, I am advanced 
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah 
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher 
2010, watch it go to fire 
It's evolution, baby 
Do the evolution 
Come on, come on, come on
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